Now that I have the Ask Box working, and you can ask anonymously (So you don’t have to be bloggin on Tumblr to ask!)
Not to mention I have followed all of my followers…
THAT SAID, Ask me, Or tell me who I should incorporate a Female Masturbation Slang word into conversation with…
Could be a customer, my Mom, my Dad, my sister, her boyfriend, best friend, boss. (who also happens to be my best friend’s mother) Really anyone at all, the possibilities are endless.
Maybe a specific slang word with a specific person. You name it, I’ll do it.
And to answer what is already on your mind, yes. I am this bored and insane.
Mom: So you just send a present to a random stranger on the internet? Why am I not questioning this as much as I should?
Me: It’s all about Pampering The Pussy, Ma.
Mom: Krystal, that’s gross.
Me: Proceeds to dance back into bedroom singing KC and the Sunshine Band.
Setting: Work - Pizza Place
Co-worker: Why are you mad?
Me: What are you talking about?
Co-worker: You seem so pissed off, Smile.
Me: I’m not mad, I’m just thinking.
Me: Gagging the Clam tonight, what else?
Note: I realize this post is a little lame, better ones are to come. Promise. (: